If you read the beautiful and awe inspiring and probably boring blog entry before this called "Waiting for Alice" you know that I was waiting for UPS to deliver my copy of Alice Madness Returns. At that time I stated that my UPS guy would do one of these three things:
1. Doesn't even knock and leaves package on the porch
2. Knocks one time, yells "UPS" and runs back to his truck
3. Throws my fucking package from the 1st floor landing up to the porch of my 2nd floor apartment
But UPS guy surprised me. He's like a jazz musician that improvs over a standard chord progression, changing a tune with subtle variants and taking it to a new universe of hate. So I'm sitting on my couch playing Record of Agarest War, about 6 feet from my front door. All of the sudden I hear a man's voice say "meh" or it might have been "bleh" and hear something drop on my porch. I get up and look out my dining room window and see the UPS dude already down on the first floor landing. By the time I open my door 1 foot away from the window, he's already in his truck. And there the envelope containing that crazy wacked out gal Alice sits, alone and abandoned and frickin nuts!
I love UPS. I really do. UPS dude skillfully blended #1 with a shade of #2 and tiny bit of #3. He's like the Bach of shitty delivery, taking themes and counterpointing them with new elements. I love the guy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg I love this post ROFL xD The new UPS guy here does all of the above except the last guy that actually handed the stuff to me @____@ LOL!
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