A Weiner Goes Down in Defeat

Representative Anthony Weiner, poster boy for narcissistic perverts everywhere announced his resignation today, but the American people decided they weren't going to let him get off so easy. After he goes on his BS ramble about how important America is and what strong values the people of his district have, he falls on his sword, saying he is resigning. At that point, cheers break out and someone yells "Bye bye pervert!" There are some other comments like "are you more than 7 inches?" but one of the funniest is when Weiner is leaving and some dude yells out "will you maintain your hot physique and smooth sexy chest?" I'm sure it will come out that some tv comedy or talk show planted a guy there to ask those questions. I'm also sure that some of those people were just disgusted with this disgusting jerk.

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Man Grows Pea Plant Inside His Lungs

Ok, straight from the Twilight Zone. This dude was eating peas and one of them went down the wrong tube and ended up in his lungs. And then it started growing! He was coughing a lot and was afraid a doctor's test was going to tell him it was cancer. Thank god it was just a plant.

This started me thinking about the environment. If we ever destroy it,I mean, really destroy it, instead of just drowning a few polar bears here and there, we could start growing crops inside ourselves. Or if an asteroid hit the earth and we were enveloped in a dust cloud that hid the sun for decades, we could grow plants inside ourselves. Or we could just implant seeds in the population of a country that was suffering from starvation. The potential for this is limitless. One of the great discoveries of the century!